do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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