They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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