Dual....:-)
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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