There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
