Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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