none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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