Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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