It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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