i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
50% drunk capacity currently
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Is Oprah even human
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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