i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
im holly from the hills drunk
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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