Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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