I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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