Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
