and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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