Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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