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(914): View more from New York

oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.

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(914): oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress. http://tfl.nu/z9ci

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(719): View more from Colorado

So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him

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(719): So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him http://tfl.nu/i94e

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(916): View more from California

I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting

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(916): I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting http://tfl.nu/umsk

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(240): View more from Maryland

today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal

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(240): today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal http://tfl.nu/c4vg

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(703): View more from Virginia

using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.

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(703): using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes. http://tfl.nu/y0td

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(740): View more from Ohio

It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.

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(740): It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex. http://tfl.nu/8qyg

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(410): View more from Maryland

I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.

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(410): I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming. http://tfl.nu/sdt5

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.

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(608): he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually. http://tfl.nu/qiv4

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(917): View more from New York City

every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.

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(917): every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate. http://tfl.nu/13a6

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(916): View more from California

If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.

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(916): If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it. http://tfl.nu/e2co

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.

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(715): She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird. http://tfl.nu/gla6

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(520): View more from Arizona

Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.

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(520): Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds. http://tfl.nu/3cpt

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(702): View more from Nevada

We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing

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(702): We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing http://tfl.nu/3hel

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.

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(715): Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands. http://tfl.nu/vpbs

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(303): View more from Colorado

He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him

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(303): He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him http://tfl.nu/0402

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