Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
The struggles of a small town man whore
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no