Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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