Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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