I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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