HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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