as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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