how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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