Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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