is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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