I wanna passion pit in your ass
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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