When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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