oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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