AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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