Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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