I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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