Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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