Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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