meet me or not, i'm out of control
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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