come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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