I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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