hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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