? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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