Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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