god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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