i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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