I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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