i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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