I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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