i think my tv is drunk
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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