I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize
