he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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