So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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