College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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