My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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