That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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