He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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