We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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