sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
