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wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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