It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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