Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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