im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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