People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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