So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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