So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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